Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 2959

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddleโ€”just hope they donโ€™t ask you for one in return!

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  • ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

    ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

    GroomedCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

    Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

    >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible wallsโ€”no one knows why.

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  • StepmomTearsCraft

    StepmomTearsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

    Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

    But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

    So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witchโ€™s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frogโ€”totally unplanned!

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  • FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

    Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

    We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

    So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksโ€”no joke!

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  • AfterlifeCraft

    AfterlifeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

    Doughnut Hole Tornadoes
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Farms Harvested: 132
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moonโ€”since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

    New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryโ€”itโ€™s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningโ€”itโ€™s the best way to start the day.

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  • MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

    MomOwesMeDadPaysUp
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž

    ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ฅ Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’Ž

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽข #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystalsโ€”itโ€™s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on itโ€”itโ€™s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownโ€”itโ€™s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ๐Ÿ’€ Deadtime โ˜ ๏ธ – ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ WIPE TODAY ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Anarchy ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Minecraft server

    ๐Ÿ’€ Deadtime โ˜ ๏ธ – ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ WIPE TODAY ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Anarchy ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyoneโ€™s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    โœ… CUSTOM GENERATION โœ…

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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