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CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Buildings Constructed:	32

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	1710
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9265
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	3655
Magic Items Found:	7262	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?

AnarchyyMC

Allies, AnarchyyMC, Chat, Community, Discord, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Homes, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, solo play, Teleportation, Toxicity, Warps

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5176

Welcome to 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒!

A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server!

Total Freedom	Minimal Rules
No land claims, no limits	PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed
Only One Rule	No toxicity

Other Features:

Friendly community
TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes
Play solo or with friends

IP: mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz

Version: 1.21.4

Discord: https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are land claims allowed?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What is the server version?	The server is on version 1.21.4.
What is the Discord link?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2.

Mechanical Love 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, Artificial Intelligence, compassion, DATING, discrimination, Ethics, Future, Gender Identity, human emotions, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, machine learning, mechanical, prejudice, relationships, ROBOT, society, Technology, trans girl, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	661
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where robots date trans girls? It’s like a virtual love paradise, man! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures where anything can happen, even robot-trans girl romances!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when robots try to navigate the world of dating with trans girls. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So come on, join us on this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows, you might even witness a robot proposing to a trans girl in front of a crowd of creepers! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

CartelCraze-BeGone!

border control, border security, CartelCrazeBeGone, Cartels, collaboration, CounterTerrorism, cross-border crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug war, International cooperation, joint operation, joint task force, law enforcement, mexico, military units, national security, organized crime, security forces, U.S

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!

The Lab

1.21.4, Armor statues, Banner Flags, BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack, Craftoria, Discord-Minecraft Chat Integration, Dynmap, Ender Dragon Fight Remastered, Essence RPG, Events, FireTick, germany, hard mode, Head Database, Lab, Minigames, modded server, shopping district, smp, vanilla refresh, Villager Leash, world border

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

General Info
Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features
[New!] Essence RPG
[New!] Banner Flags
[New!] Vanilla Refresh
[New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered
[New!] Villager Leash
[New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.

Q: Is there a map reset planned?

A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.

Q: Are there any additional servers running?

A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Book, Coming of Age, Craft, Deception, Drama, Fiction, friendship, Girls, hidden identity, high school, Isles, Lies, Mystery, mystic, No. 931342362, novel, romance, Secrets, Suspense, Thriller, young adult

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	4800
Dimension Hops:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s got girls! And not just any girls, but like, super cool gamer girls who will totally pwn you in PvP and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. Plus, they’re all unicorns in real life, so you know they’re magical AF. Join now or forever be a noob!

BroBroCareSquadMC

ADHD struggles, Boundaries, BroBroCareSquadMC, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, household chores, independent living, med school stress, mental health, messy living space, parent involvement, personal hygiene, self-care, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, studying environment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a messy sibling and judgmental parents! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Are you tired of cleaning up after your slob of a brother who can’t even bother to thank you for making him lunch? Look no further, our server is a place where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any messy distractions.

With finals approaching, you need a break from the chaos at home. Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you escape the drama of your family life. Who needs to clean up after someone else when you can create your own world in Minecraft?

So come on over and join us for a fun and exciting escape from the real world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpMuskSMP – No Politics, Just Blocks!

annoyance, ANNOYED, blocks, controversial, current events, discussions, Frustration, internet culture, media saturation, Musk, News, online communities, Opinions, overexposure, Politics, popular figures, public figures, Repetitive, social media, subreddit, trending topics, trump, TrumpMuskSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Void Gems Collected:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Guys, I found this epic Minecraft server that is totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our admin is a talking cow who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a disco party every Friday night. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic server out there. So come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness #BestServerEver

MineCraftyFaves

best video game, classic video game, favorite game, favorite video game, favorite video game of all time, Gaming, MineCraftyFaves, modern video game, popular video game, retro video game, top video game, video game, Video game characters, video game console, video game developer, video game genre, video game graphics, Video Game Platform, video game recommendations, video game storylines, video game suggestions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Oh, forget about all those other boring video games, because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you’ve built a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and ridden a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never want to play any other game again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

TelecomTroll Minecraft Server

airbase maintenance, airbase security, angle grinder, cable cutting, Communication, construction, cutting equipment, cutting tool, Defense, Equipment, Infrastructure, maintenance, military airbase, military base, military technology, Minecraft, northern norway, norway, SECURITY, Server, Technology, telecommunications cable, TelecomTroll

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we use angle grinders to cut cables to secret military bases in norway! we are the ultimate rebels of the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. join us if you dare to be a part of our crazy adventures and help us take down the establishment, one cable at a time. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so you won’t go hungry while you’re causing havoc with us. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

SpaceCraft2021: Biden’s Lost Cosmonauts

astronaut experiences, astronaut interviews, astronaut perspective, astronaut testimonies, Astronauts, Biden administration, Biden’s administration stance on space, Biden’s space policy, Bidens, Cosmonauts, government funding, government support, Lost, NASA, space agency, space exploration, space exploration insights, space exploration updates, Space industry, Space missions, space program, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft2021

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Star Shards Collected:	216

lol join dis epic minecraft server where astronauts give their own account- not abandoned by biden administration!! 🚀🌌

we got aliens, space cows, and even a secret moon base where you can mine for space diamonds!! 🌕💎

rumor has it that if you reach the end of the universe in the game, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and chickens rule the world!! 🐷🐔

come join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) 🌠🌈

so what are you waiting for? blast off into the unknown and join us on this out-of-this-world minecraft server!! 🚀🎮

Players:	97/300	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6