Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
Buildings Constructed: 29 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7541 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 5158

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3223 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4969 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Chimeras Created: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drop Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ores Mined: 9667
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 49 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mines Excavated: 3707
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Zombie Dances: 7
    Villages Defended: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

    Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

    But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1753 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCarbCrusaders

    CraftyCarbCrusaders
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

    Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

    Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Emeralds Found: 5681
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Star Shards Collected: 103
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

    AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

    But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4864 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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