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HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	354	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Emeralds Found:	8740	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3331

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HomeFunCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyTurnOns

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Potions Brewed:	43

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	935250	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SecretSMPShame

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Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BaghdadBoomCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	6897	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2916
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6430
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

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Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8023
Villages Defended:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9768
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17