Land Respect Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Birthday Lie Craft

Adulthood, age, Birthday, Craft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, identity theft, Kids, Legal, lie, lying.., Manipulation, Maturity, Minors, over 18, RESPONSIBILITY, teenagers, Trickery, Trust, underage

so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyHabit SMP

consistent behavior, CraftyHabit, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness practice, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive mindset, productive habits, self improvement, self-care routine, simple habit, small changes, smp, Time management

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCreeperClan

achievement, attitude, CraftyCreeperClan, determination, Failure, goals, growth mindset., learning from failure, LOSING, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, resilience, self improvement, success, winning

On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Towns Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GazaCraft: Rocket Ruckus

border control, Ceasefire, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, international news, Israel, Israeli defense, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Oct 7, Palestinian militants, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Ruckus, security threat, Unrest, violence

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting blasted is your mind with fun! We got more explosions than Palestinian militants in Gaza firing rockets into Israel on Oct. 7! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while building your own blocky empire. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Farms Harvested:	756	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arm Positioning Fun Server

Arm, arm height, arm placement, arm positioning, blood pressure, blood pressure accuracy, blood pressure measurement, cardiovascular health, falsely high readings, Fun, health news, Health research, hypertension, lap level, medical findings, Medical research, medical study, millimeters of mercury, new study, participants, positioning, researchers, Server, side level

so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	6940	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ores Mined:	7889
Buildings Constructed:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

fan behavior, Football Fans, full, full kit wankers, international sports, Kit, Minecraft, smp, sports apparel, sports behavior, Sports Culture, sports culture analysis, sports enthusiasts, sports etiquette, sports fanaticism, sports fandom, sports fans, sports fashion, sports identity, sports psychology, sports sociology, sports stereotypes, sports subculture, sports traditions, Wankers

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkyRageCraft

cramped seats, crying babies, Delays, expensive tickets, jet lag, lack of amenities, lack of legroom, lack of personal space, Layovers, limited entertainment options, long lines, Lost luggage, noisy passengers, overpriced food, rude flight attendants, security checks, SkyRageCraft, Turbulence, uncomfortable temperature, unpredictable schedules, Waiting

Tired of getting stuck in traffic while flying on your elytra? Join our Minecraft server and soar through the skies without a care in the world! Our server has magical flying pigs that will carry you to your destination in style. No more pesky traffic jams or annoying birds getting in your way. Join now and experience the joy of flying like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Star Shards Collected:	227
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SochiSafetyCraft Server

Government, investigation, Politics, president, Presidential Residence, proekt, putin, Residence, russia, Russian politics, Safety concerns, safety precautions, SECURITY, security concerns, security measures, security risks, Server, sochi, SochiSafetyCraft, Threats, travel, vacation

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.