LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ExCrazeYellerCraft

accent, aita, alcohol, Apology, brother, crazy, Drunk, ENGAGEMENT, ex, ExCrazeYellerCraft, fragile, Girlfriend, Jerk, Language, Nightmare, Party, Pregnancy, rejection, Sensitive, Therapy, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

$50 billion, Blockbucks, crisis management., diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, economic assistance, EU sanctions, european politics, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, G7 loan package, geopolitical issues, Hungary, Hungary blocks, international relations, loan package, Minecraft, political deadlock, sanctions changes, Server, Ukraine, veto power

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyPolitico2021

allegations, book release, Claims, Communication, controversial, CraftyPolitico2021, Diplomacy, discussions, foreign policy, international relations, Meetings, new book, phone calls, Politics, presidential conversations, putin, russia, talks, trump, united states, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UK Independence Day Supplier

british culture, celebration, cultural events, Day, Festivities, fireworks, Flag, Global influence, Government, historical significance, INDEPENDENCE, Independence days, largest supplier, Monarchy, national holiday, national pride, parades, patriotism, supplier, Traditions, uk, United Kingdom, world

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	161	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

adult staff team, Armor Stand Tools, Community vote, elysia, exclusive, Grief Prevention, minecraft dnd night, pass, pixels, player heads, proximity chat mod, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, Vanilla, Vip, Voicechat, world border expansion, World Map

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
Whitelisted	Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Inclusive and supportive community
Age Requirement	16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What additional features does the server offer?

The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

2. What features are not included on the server?

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Attention Troons Minecraft Server

acceptance, Attention, attention seeking, Backlash, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, ignorance, inclusion, internet culture, LGBTQ, Minecraft, names, offensive, online behavior, sensitivity, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Transgender, trolling, troons

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

/ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

#depravencrafts, #RavenCrafts, demon of sound, Extreme Love Voice Pack, Halloween Voice Pack, hololive en, in my feelings, karaoke offcollab, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, Misadventures, Moka – Lilium cover, Nerissa, nerissa ravencroft, Ope, osrs, pixiv, Ravencrofts, shrek the musical, Shunkan Heartbeat, smp, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, takanashi kiara, tiktok, twitter, useful links

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

4 year old son, aita, ATTEND, Best Friend, child-free wedding, childcare, choose, Elegant, exception, fair, family, Friends, INSULTED, mad, Minecraft, Personal, rule, Server, siblings’ kids, stress free, Wedding, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	81

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

Allowed, Appearance, Bachelorette, beauty, Communication, FaceTime, Filler, FillerCraft, friendship, games, Honesty, injectables, Insecurity, judgmental, Secrets, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

celebrity death, Condolences, disbelief, emotional, FAMOUS, Grief, Icon, Impact, influential, Legacy, long tail tag, Loss, Memories, mourning, Remembrance, Shocking.., ShookCelebMinecraftSMP, sorrow, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9857
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCash50mil

abundance, aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCash50mil, dream life, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, goals, Investments, luxury, money management, philanthropy, real estate, Retirement, savings, stocks, success, travel, wealth

What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, gaza, GazaCeaseFire, Hamas, hezbollah, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unconditional cease-fire, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3967	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

children, civilian infrastructure, command centers, Conflict, CREEPERS, education, Exploding, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hand, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, learning, MIDDLE EAST, militarization, Military, SchoolCraft, SCHOOLs, SECURITY, Terrorism, united nations, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Bridge Builders

#psychoeducation, adverse childhood experiences, blocky, Bridge.., Builders, childhood trauma, comorbidity, difficult-to-treat depression, early-life trauma, evidence-based practice, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health research., mental illness, pharmacotherapy, Psychiatry, Psychotherapy, resilience, scoping review, Therapy, Trauma recovery, trauma-informed care, Treatment

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

Active, bedrock, Characters, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Fanciest, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, grief-free, Join, Mature, Minigames, No Lag, Plugins, PvE, Realm, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

Bedrock <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/hacky-sack-tricks-for-beginners/">Fantasy Realm</a>

Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Who is welcome on the server?	Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
What mods are included in the server?	The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!