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Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Mines Excavated:	1991
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	1264
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyBomberBrigade

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so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1524	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6