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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, diffusion, Extras, futa, general, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

BabyBumpReveal, birthday dinner, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, Disappointment, emotions, Empathy, event planning, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pregnancy announcement, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling, sister-in-law, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, compassion, Deception, family, family dynamics, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Lies, Minecraft, moral dilemma, nephew, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, Server, sibling rivalry, SisLiedNephewCried, Truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MentalMinecraftSMP

mental health, mental health stigma, mental illness, mental illness acceptance, mental illness advocacy, mental illness awareness., mental illness causes, mental illness education, mental illness facts, mental illness impact, mental illness medication, mental illness recovery, mental illness resources, mental illness statistics, mental illness stigma reduction, mental illness support, mental illness symptoms, mental illness therapy, mental illness treatment, mental illness understanding, MentalMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EpicFailDifficulty

Challenges, determination, difficulty setting, EpicFailDifficulty, learning curve, Life, life lessons, MISTAKES, Obstacles, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, playthrough, progress, resilience, self improvement, setbacks, starting over, success, trial and error

Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4005	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MonarchyAxedCraft

Australia, Australian republic, British Monarchy, Commonwealth, constitutional monarchy, Decision making, Democracy, Government, historical change, INDEPENDENCE, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyAxedCraft, national identity, Politics, prince charles, queen elizabeth ii, referendum, Republic, royal family, SOVEREIGNTY

come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Defense, dementia, dementia risk, global study, Loneliness, loneliness and cognitive impairment, loneliness and dementia, loneliness effects, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health study, Mental well-being, research, social isolation, study, worldwide study

come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Miturcaragua

best player, Community, Islands, Items, Miturcaragua, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, survival custom, Survival World, top of the tops

Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

banned, controversial, Crafty, cultural practices, ethical dilemmas, forced, historical perspective, human rights violations, Islam, Kuffar, Minecraft, moral debates, pedophilia, PIXEL, Playground, progressive, rape, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Savages, Server, Slavery, societal norms, taboo subjects, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6414	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

BELIEF, believe in miracles, conviction, determination, FAITH, faith in the future, faith in yourself, Hope, I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP, inner strength, inspiration, keep going, motivation, never give up, optimism, perseverance, positivity, self-belief, stay strong, Trust, unwavering faith

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NecklaceNaziCraft

Borrowing, bride, Choice, falling out, family heirloom, family pressure, family tradition, generations, grandmother, grudges, Honor, life choices, Necklace, NecklaceNaziCraft, one day, Petty, reconciliation, selfish, sister, tradition, Wedding

Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

Abolish, AUTHORITY, Ban, BananasAreEvil, control, Curb, Eliminate, FORBID, infinite powers, Limit, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, outlaw, prohibit, restrain, restrict, restrictions, smp, Superpowers, suppress, veto

If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DreamCraft: Reality Check

altered state of consciousness, CHECK, cognitive psychology, conscious dreaming, dream awareness, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream signs, dream state, DreamCraft, dreaming, introspection, lucid dreaming, mental health, metaphysical experience, mindfulness, Reality, reality check, rem sleep, SELF AWARENESS, sleep cycle, subconscious mind, surrealism

Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Booze Busters

alcohol, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcohol-related cancer, apps, booze, Busters, cancer risk, Crafty, dark apps, funding, government approval, health education, health risks, healthcare recommendations, healthcare services, Industry Influence, Industry-funded, Misinformation, misinformation in apps, National governments

Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3