Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	2433	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	822438	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ores Mined:	2707

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchantments Applied:	74
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vanilla Vibes SMP

Adventure, building, collaboration, community focus, creativity, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, Land Claims, multiplayer, Plugins, Sethome, Shops, Spawn, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Welcoming

Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.