LaggyTimeTravelers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	824
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Animals Bred:	128	Endless Night Skies:	5
Votes:	927	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	8551
Towns Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7994
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5883	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	231537	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	1438	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	2074	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5