LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ex-Bae Wedding Fund Denial

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on drama and awkward situations just like this one! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate family betrayal in blocky form.

Imagine building a virtual house with your ex-boyfriend, only to have your sister swoop in and steal him away. Talk about sibling rivalry at its finest! Will you choose to support your sister’s happiness or hold onto your grudges like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Take part in our exclusive wedding-themed events, where you can roleplay as the disgruntled ex-girlfriend or the clueless sister caught in the middle. Will you choose to donate virtual diamonds to the wedding fund, or will you build a wall of obsidian to keep your ex out of your virtual life forever?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this chaotic virtual world – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even marrying your sister’s ex!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyBeverage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are just building houses and farming crops? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us if you secretly love dressing up your Minecraft character in ridiculous outfits and dancing the night away in virtual clubs. Who needs alcohol when you can have a blast mining diamonds and battling creepers with your new online friends?

Forget about those boring non-smokers and non-drinkers, come join us and indulge in your guilty pleasure of creating the most epic roller coasters and theme parks in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineLifeAintSoBad

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight into a pit of lava, losing all your precious loot? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will make you appreciate the chaos of your own life. Who needs therapy when you have creepers blowing up your house every other day? Come join us for a server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Your existential crisis will thank you!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarshipCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well buckle up, cuz this server is like spaceX’s starship rocket – it’s gonna blast u off into a whole new dimension of fun! we just completed our first test flight and splashed down with a bang, just like how u gonna splash down into the coolest minecraft world ever.

join us for some intergalactic adventures, build ur own space station, battle aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet or two. our community is out of this world, with players from all corners of the galaxy coming together to create something truly epic.

so what are u waiting for? hop on board our rocket ship and get ready to explore the final frontier of minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CoastGuardCrafts

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have coast guards from japan, US, and south korea teaming up to fight off evil chinese players trying to take over the server! it’s like a battle royale on the high seas but with blocks and pickaxes! sail the virtual oceans and protect our borders from the sneaky chinese invaders, or join their side and try to take over the server for yourself! who will come out on top in this epic showdown of epic proportions?! join now and find out!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChipDipRatios

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dip. ya heard me right, DIP. not just any dip, but like, the best dip in da whole minecraft universe. we got cheese dip, salsa dip, guacamole dip, even chocolate dip for dem sweet tooth players.

but wait, there's more! we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and stuff. u gotta solve riddles and puzzles to find it, but trust me, it's worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on ur enemies? yea, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and join the dip-filled, treasure-hunting, dragon-riding fun!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TornadoCraft – ShiftedAlley

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come join our epic minecraft server where the tornadoes are always raging and the alleyways are always shifting! it’s like a rollercoaster ride through mother nature’s fury!

we’ve got tornadoes that will sweep you off your feet and send you flying through the air like a ragdoll! but don’t worry, our friendly neighborhood wizard is always on hand to save you with his magical powers.

explore the ever-changing landscapes of our server as you try to survive the chaos of “Tornado Alley.” who knows what crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way?

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6938	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🔥 Lampcraft 1.16.X – 1.20.X 🔥 Minecraft server

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⚡ Lampcraft – interesting modes and a lamp atmosphere!

✅ We have a balanced donation policy that does not put a player without a donation in the position of a beggar

❤️ The server has a friendly community and adequate administration with whom you can communicate personally 😉

We have:

⭐ Survival 1.20.4 (input from 1.17)

›› A world with beautiful generation, dungeons, powerful items and many interesting mechanics

⭐ Roleplay 1.20.4 (entry from 1.18)

›› Private server with a minimum of plugins, preserving the aesthetics of vanilla Minecraft

⭐ KIt PvP

›› Balanced recruitment system. Very dynamic mode! Regular tournaments.

⭐ Mini-games (Spliff, Block Party, TNT-Run, Football, Parkour, Grinch)

›› Unique types of spliff, realistic football, complex parkour

The server is actively developing – soon there will be even more unique modes!

During events you can easily win donations.

New players are always welcome on the server – come in, you will definitely like it!

tr.lampcraft.fun

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EndersCraft

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EndersCraft is a netherite survival and FFA server that features purchasable ranks with the same in-game currency and several ways to have fun.There are ranges such as: Endermite, Shulker and Enderman

English:EndersCraft is a Spanish Minecraft server that comes from Mexico. Its a custom survival server with homes, shops, jobs, ranks and a lot more. Best of all, EndersCraft is not one of those pay-2-win servers! Add it to your list and come explore this beautiful Spanish Minecraft server!

enderscraft.join-mc.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9135	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Aurora SMP: Where hermits go to retire and pretend they’re adults on a virtual playground

Adults, Adventure, aurora, Bluemap, Bonding, Community, Datapacks, dedicated server, Discord, endermen, Fabric, hermits, imagination, Memories, mobs, multiplayer, Playground, PRETEND, retiré, shulker shells, Sleeping, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Theyre, Vanilla, virtual, wandering traders

Aurora SMP Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.4
Datapacks	Various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.
Additional Features	Bluemap for 3D view of creations, Terralith and Tectonic for landscape building, dedicated server for authentic vanilla feel.
Joining Instructions	Request to join via Discord username TaintedPixels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Aurora SMP server?

A: To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is running on Fabric 1.20.4.

Q: Are there any special features or datapacks on the server?

A: Yes, there are various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.

Q: Is there a way to see creations in 3D?

A: Yes, the server offers a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of your creations in your web browser.

Q: What should I do if I have more questions?

A: Feel free to ask any questions in the Discord server or reach out to the server admins for assistance.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RetroGalsMCServer

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMCServer, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the likes of Onolumi, the master of block-building, and Amiya Aranha, who can mine diamonds blindfolded. Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the pixelated wilderness, while Kiki will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics. And don’t even get us started on Mozumi Pichi, who can tame a whole army of wolves with just a bone.

But that’s not all! Riona will take you on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon, while Clauvio will teach you how to build the ultimate redstone contraptions. Karin will show you how to survive the harsh world of Minecraft, while Super Meche will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. Yumanea will enchant your gear to make you unstoppable, and Yuno Nightingale will serenade you with songs as you mine for resources.

And if that’s not enough, Jorunna will host epic PvP battles that will make you sweat more than a creeper sneaking up on you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArchCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ways of the Arch! Our server is like a magical land where compiling is as easy as baking a cake (literally, you just need to find the right ingredients in-game). Say goodbye to your Windows woes and hello to a whole new world of possibilities. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you might just run into him while exploring the vast landscapes. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Arch and never look back!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WeddingBlockParty

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Are you tired of boring old weddings in the same old venues? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic destination wedding of all time! Picture this: you and your loved ones logging in from the comfort of your own home, surrounded by stunning virtual landscapes and pixelated perfection.

Forget about expensive flights and overpriced resorts, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your Wi-Fi connection). Explore exotic biomes, build your dream wedding venue, and invite all your friends and family to join in the fun – no long flights required!

And the best part? You can customize every detail of your special day, from the guest list to the decorations, all from the comfort of your own computer screen. So why settle for a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will leave your guests speechless (and possibly questioning your sanity)? Join our server now and let the blocky festivities begin!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyTruth Minecraft Server

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That our Minecraft server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas have created the most epic and hilarious Minecraft world you will ever experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. They will challenge you to epic chicken races and if you win, you get to wear their coveted feathered ninja headband.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who just want to boogie down with you. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild and wacky?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CuteCraft: Animal Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.