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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Void Armor Forged: 27 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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