OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY