so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7829 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Animals Bred: 147
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Enchantments Applied: 94

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Potions Brewed: 56
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Animals Bred: 156

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Mines Excavated: 4733
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Animals Bred: 42 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 New Chunks Explored: 112548
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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