so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 71
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Potions Brewed: 141 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 275

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

    CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Emeralds Found: 5520
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyLifeLessons

    CraftyLifeLessons
    Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

    Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

    But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

    So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Burnout Block Party

    Burnout Block Party
    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

    we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 400 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Xvxr

    Xvxr

    GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 111 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Block Ops Minecraft Server

    Block Ops Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

    Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

    Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

    With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

    BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

    With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ores Mined: 5800
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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