| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1535 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6624 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6159 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 267 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3878 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5096 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1820 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 342 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9278 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 701 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6850 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9496 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 269 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1537 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8202 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 212 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4161 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3744 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 583506 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7833 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8386 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 417 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2035 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7536 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 261 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6894 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 189 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7843 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.
So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!
