yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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