yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 300
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Emeralds Found: 5882 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
Animals Bred: 110 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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