yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 335 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Buildings Constructed: 41 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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