Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

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Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExCrazeYellerCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2872	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyPolitico2021

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so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz trump and putin have been talkin like, 7 times since 2021, bro. it’s like, the hottest gossip in the minecraft world, u gotta be there to see it go down. maybe they’re plannin to build a giant wall in the game or somethin, who knows? but u gotta be there to find out, man. join now for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UK Independence Day Supplier

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6891	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
Whitelisted	Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Inclusive and supportive community
Age Requirement	16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What additional features does the server offer?

The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

2. What features are not included on the server?

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	1207

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Attention Troons Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic names and rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace the most outrageous and attention-grabbing usernames you can think of.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
New Chunks Explored:	180000	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

/ope/ – Minecraft SMP – Nerissa Ravencroft’s Misadventures

#depravencrafts, #RavenCrafts, demon of sound, Extreme Love Voice Pack, Halloween Voice Pack, hololive en, in my feelings, karaoke offcollab, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, Misadventures, Moka – Lilium cover, Nerissa, nerissa ravencroft, Ope, osrs, pixiv, Ravencrofts, shrek the musical, Shunkan Heartbeat, smp, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, takanashi kiara, tiktok, twitter, useful links

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a karaoke offcollab with Nerissa herself!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive voice packs featuring Nerissa as a Succubus and a Yandere because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? And don’t forget to check out Nerissa’s music covers, including a banger Advent cover of “Shunkan Heartbeat” that will have you grooving in your mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a creeper doing the Renegade dance with Nerissa herself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of attending weddings where kids run around like wild animals, knocking over decorations and spilling drinks everywhere? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is as child-free as a fancy wedding! Join us for a stress-free and elegant gaming experience where you won’t have to worry about little ones ruining the fun.

One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.

So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FillerCraft: No Secrets Allowed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and filler is the talk of the town! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, cocktails, and never have I ever games that will leave you questioning your friendships.

Meet our player Kelly, who got filler and thought she could hide it from her friends. Will you be the one to call her out during a game of never have I ever? Will you defend her honor and pretend you can’t tell she got filler? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious virtual drama!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with injectables, bachelorette trips, and FaceTime drama? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the world of friendship and filler in the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ShookCelebMinecraftSMP

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Are you still mourning the loss of your favorite celebrity? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you might just run into them in the afterlife! That’s right, our server is a portal to the celebrity afterlife where you can build, mine, and chat with your favorite stars who have passed on. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Tupac and Elvis are collaborating on a new album. So come join us and experience the ultimate celebrity encounter in Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCash50mil

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What would you do if you had $50 million today? Buy a private island? Nah, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you? Yeah, that’s right. So forget about buying that private island, come join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8629	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GazaCeaseFire Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, gaza, GazaCeaseFire, Hamas, hezbollah, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unconditional cease-fire, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah calling for unconditional cease-fire regardless of fighting in gaza! why? because our pvp battles are so intense, even world leaders are getting involved! build your own bunker and defend it against crazy mobs and rival players. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to hidden treasures and secret bases. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	952
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SchoolCraft Gaza: Where learning and exploding creepers go hand in hand!

children, civilian infrastructure, command centers, Conflict, CREEPERS, education, Exploding, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hand, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, learning, MIDDLE EAST, militarization, Military, SchoolCraft, SCHOOLs, SECURITY, Terrorism, united nations, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have HAMAS as our main bosses! they have taken over the schools in Gaza and turned them into epic command centers for their evil plans. but don’t worry, you can join our team of brave players to take them down and save the day! fight through hordes of creepers and skeletons to reach the ultimate showdown with HAMAS leaders. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Bridge Builders

#psychoeducation, adverse childhood experiences, blocky, Bridge.., Builders, childhood trauma, comorbidity, difficult-to-treat depression, early-life trauma, evidence-based practice, mental health, mental health interventions, mental health research., mental illness, pharmacotherapy, Psychiatry, Psychotherapy, resilience, scoping review, Therapy, Trauma recovery, trauma-informed care, Treatment

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.