KimoiCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	203
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crops Grown:	4962

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2294	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ores Mined:	6001	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Farms Harvested:	776	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	8352
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	308222
Crops Grown:	7493	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.