KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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