KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Void Gems Collected: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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