KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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