KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Villages Defended: 17
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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