KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Enchantments Applied: 97

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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