KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Potions Brewed: 188
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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