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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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