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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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