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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Alien Abductions: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 74
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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