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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Meteorites Collected: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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