KimJongCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	881	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParentalPanicCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ores Mined:	9899	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	8717	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Star Shards Collected:	175
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GrampsGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	955
Enchantments Applied:	135	Magic Items Found:	7875
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4320
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

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Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	1750	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Depression Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Emeralds Found:	4172	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3