Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Farms Harvested: 292

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange

    SocietySMP: NormalIsStrange
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where riding pigs into battle is considered a legitimate strategy! We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, and it was the most impenetrable fortress on the server. Our resident wizard can turn any block into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground). And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and rotten flesh. So if you’re tired of boring old normalcy, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and absurdity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Crops Grown: 1598
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SongCraft: LastRespawn

    SongCraft: LastRespawn
    Picture this: you’re on our Minecraft server, about to face off against a horde of creepers, and you can only listen to one last song before the explosion. Will you choose “Baby Shark” to distract the enemies with its catchy tune? Or maybe “Never Gonna Give You Up” to Rickroll them into submission? Join our server and make your last stand with the most epic soundtrack imaginable!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SpearCraft: Alien History

    SpearCraft: Alien History
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Villages Defended: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PixelMods

    PixelMods

    PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

    Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.
    Server Name Astral Pixelmon
    Version 9.1.12
    IP play.astralpixelmon.com
    Discord discord.astralpixelmon.com

    Overview:

    Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

    Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

    Do you have any custom features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

    Can I participate in events on the server?

    Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

    Is the server beginner-friendly?

    Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Gay Craft Minecraft Server

    Gay Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Emeralds Found: 3337 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 607085 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

    NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

    DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

    Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

    ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

    Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

    So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mines Excavated: 2879
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

    LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!
    Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

    So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

    Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

    we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

    build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

    but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

    StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem
    join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

    Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

    The Murderer’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

    Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

    Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Crops Grown: 7221
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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