KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	826081	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

“2000s”, 1980s, 80s00s, asian, bad games, banger, beta state, black men, dev teams, Development, good games, Kids, Lectures, lesbians, Lies, live service, Men, micro transactions, Minecraft, modern games, movie games, niggers, Nostalgia, pixelated, quick time events, Server, shitters, Single player, trannies, Trash, UI, White, white men, woman dev teams

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

Agenda, AntiRebuild, bethesda, Bethesdas, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Destruction, embraced, Evolution, game development, Hilariously, Humanity, humanity’s future, moral choices, narrative design, NCR, open world games, philosophical themes, post-apocalyptic, progress, ReBuilding, society, starting over, storytelling, Survival, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	2435
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

#impatience, Angry, Army, Behavior, collide, Communication, conformity, culture, discipline, emotions, Epic, Expectations, Frustration, gameplay, Hierarchy, impatient, Korea, koreans, mental health, Minecraft, Passive, PassiveAggressiveness, Server, social norms, society, Stereotypes, stress, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

augments, capcom, Chaos, character creator, Character Creator Archiver, core skills, Crafting, CREW, DD2 pawn sheet, DD2 Pawns, DD2 Steam page, ddg, Do you want your pawn hired?, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, guild, LOLma, Official Capcom Survey, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawns, Skills, Steam, Storm the Greatwall, survey, Wiki

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	7150	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, attraction, big, Busty, Compliment, curves, DELICIOUS, desire, Fruit, FRUITS, Gratitude, juicy, love, madness, massive melons, melon, Obsession, rule, Sensual, SWEET, Tasty, voluptuous, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Pals and Pals, Not Racists, Promise!

African American, Bigotry, Black community, civil rights, criminal behavior, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Lynching, PALS, pixelated, prejudice, Promise, racial slur, racism, Racists, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for the chance to hang out with black people (aka niggers) in a virtual world like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the tallest block tower in all of Minecraft, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can climb to the top, you’ll find a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. If you can tame the dragon, you’ll have the ultimate ally in your quest for domination.

So why wait? Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NerdyCraft: Where Discord Nerds Rule & Creeper Scares Drool

#youtube, Communication, creeper, Discord, Drool, Gaming, glove technology, innovation, iPhone, multi-million dollar companies, NERDS, NerdyCraft, rule, Scares, Smartphone, talent management, Talents, Technology, tracking devices, tracking gloves, tracking technology, video sharing, virtual reality, virtual reality devices, vive trackers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and play alongside 2 discord nerds who communicate solely through interpretive dance using vive trackers, an iPhone, and tracking gloves. Watch as they build entire cities with their feet while juggling flaming swords! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember, if they can do it, so can you! So come join the madness and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Who knows, you might even become a multi-million dollar talent like our discord nerds!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KimchiCraft: Where Creeper meets K-Pop in a free-to-play virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and magical unicorns (yes, we have those).

Ever wondered what happened to all the missing villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they all decided to start a boy band and are now touring the world, leaving behind their empty villages for you to explore and loot to your heart’s content. But beware, they may have left some booby traps behind!

And that’s not all, we have a secret underground disco club run by creepers who love to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for you to relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Misfits: The Ultimate Anti-Social Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a dance party with creepers (just make sure to watch your back)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.