Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Popularity? Minecraft Server

    Popularity? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6197
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

    In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

    If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

    VeggieVeto Thanksgiving
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

    Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

    Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

    Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FoodieCraft SMP

    FoodieCraft SMP
    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PixelPeekaboo

    PixelPeekaboo
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Animals Bred: 155
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CeasefireCraft2021

    CeasefireCraft2021
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

    Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

    Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!
    Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Items Found: 2658
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

    When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s…

Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 179 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CleanCraft Minecraft Server

    CleanCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

    But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

    And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

    Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 246 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoBroNoShowCraft

    NoBroNoShowCraft
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

    We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

    SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

    And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftQuarantineHabits

    CraftQuarantineHabits
    Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

    Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Enchantments Applied: 150
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Fruit Fly Brain Quest

    Fruit Fly Brain Quest
    so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

    join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Gods Slained: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 320655 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Block Nation Minecraft Server

    Block Nation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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