| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5831 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6601 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 338 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 4108 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Help us hide empty vodka bottles from child protective services and navigate the moral dilemmas of attending weddings for friends with questionable pasts. Will you be the one to expose the truth, or will you play along and pretend everything is fine?
Join us on this outrageous adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, and friendships can be tested in the most unexpected ways. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like never before!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1638 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But hey, if you wanna join this wild ride of a server, we’ve got all the craziness you could ever dream of. From family feuds to financial dilemmas, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can just log onto this server and witness the chaos firsthand? 🤪
So, come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over wedding funds and therapy bills. It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nose…or hits their girlfriend. 😅 But hey, that’s just another day in the life of this Minecraft server! 🎉🎮
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8074 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7581 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3163 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2732 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 443 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
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| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.
Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.
Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4202 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Votes: | 5595 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4858 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4674 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8909 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2458 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7576 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!
Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9741 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.
So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1842 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
| Votes: | 7367 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9446 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 811 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
