"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Bond, chance, dad’s wedding, DadsWeddingDrama, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Fake, family, fiancée, Friend, hurt, hurtful, immature, Minecraft, questions, refusing, relationship, selfish, Server, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7271
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LoveStruck SMP

bittersweet, emotional, ex-partner, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost love, love life, Lovestruck, Memories, Nostalgia, past relationships, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, teenage romance, unforgettable, wistful, young love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8477	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

beirut blast, beirut explosion, Beirut suburb, BeirutBoom, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, global impact, international news, Israeli airstrike, Lebanese crisis, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, Minecraft, rare airstrike, Server, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, Yrs

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Carl Lam MTR Server

Carl Lam, Discord, Earth, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, MTR, Omar Cube, Server

This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

Archon, Chaos, Custom, Hexit, Join, Makeovers, mobs, Server, smp

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7151
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

KelseyCrossing

Updated September 22, 2024

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

Updated September 22, 2024

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

WifeOverDaughterCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

LoveStruck SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

BlockyConspiracy

Updated September 22, 2024

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Updated September 22, 2024

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

Updated September 22, 2024

EnderLife

Updated September 22, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

Updated September 22, 2024

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 22, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8