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Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	160	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	2247	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2575	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	8314
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	3033	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7