| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7901 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2678 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 399 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Ores Mined: | 835 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6226 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9450 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9133 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7990 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2100 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 959 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 472 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Votes: | 1671 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5462 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3816 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4817 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Votes: | 7765 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4243 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1632 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5955 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 313 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2869 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 345464 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 220 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
