Karlsson’s SMP: Where Minecraft meets middle age crisis, oops, I mean Season 2! Whitelist & up 18+

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Welcome to karlssonSMP! ✨
What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends. At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
Apply here: Discord

Welcome to karlssonSMP! ✨

What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends. At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Apply here: Discord

Enhanced Gameplay:
Experience the best of both worlds with vanilla gameplay complemented by carefully selected quality-of-life datapacks. Dive into a seamless gaming experience with features like custom armor statues for personalized aesthetics, mini blocks for intricate builds, anti-grief measures against creepers and endermen, player head drops upon vanquishing opponents, their heads will now serve as trophies and more mob heads where mobs have a chance of dropping their head.

Enhanced Gameplay:

Experience the best of both worlds with vanilla gameplay complemented by carefully selected quality-of-life datapacks. Dive into a seamless gaming experience with features like custom armor statues for personalized aesthetics, mini blocks for intricate builds, anti-grief measures against creepers and endermen, player head drops upon vanquishing opponents, their heads will now serve as trophies and more mob heads where mobs have a chance of dropping their head.

Features:
Multiplayersleep
Hermitcraft inspired
Shopping district
Squaremap
Respectful and fun members
10k World border
Map reset every 6 months (S3 begins at the end of June 2024)

Zero Tolerance Policy:
Enjoy a safe and fair gaming environment with strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Our community upholds integrity and respect for all players, ensuring a fun and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Server Details:
Our Java Edition server runs on PaperMC and is located in Europe, ensuring a smooth gameplay. Currently, we are on version 1.20.4.

How to Join:
Applying is easy! Simply hop onto our discord server and submit your application. Join a community of like-minded gamers and become part of the karlssonSMP family. We welcome all players, from casual builders to hardcore survivalists.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP address? A: The server IP address is not provided directly, but you can join through our Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow to play on the server? A: Yes, we have a zero tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Please refer to our rules section on our Discord server for more details.

Q: When does the server map reset? A: The server map resets every 6 months, with Season 3 beginning at the end of June 2024.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on? A: The server currently runs on version 1.20.4 of Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: To apply to join the server, simply join our Discord server and submit your application there.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server? A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server, as long as they follow the rules and guidelines of the community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7335
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCrafty McFuckery

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TrippyCraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Emeralds Found:	8006
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7717
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	899
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Emeralds Found:	7622	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ores Mined:	8529
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2