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ConfessCraft SMP: Oopsie!

Accidental, awkward, BIZARRE, ConfessCraft, confession, confession blunder, confession gone wrong, confession mishap, confession slip-up, EMBARRASSING, funny, mistake, odd, Oopsie, peculiar, quirky, secret, smp, Story, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a whole new world of madness and shenanigans. Like one time, I accidentally confessed to being a potato in the chat and everyone was like “lol wut?” But then they all started roleplaying as vegetables and it was the funniest thing ever. And get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy on the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. And if you join, you can become a llama whisperer and make bank selling llama wool. Plus, there’s a rumor that the admin is actually a talking dolphin who only communicates in dolphin noises. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FantasyCraft: Unleashed

FantasyCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Votes:	227
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies, whether they be sexual or nonsexual!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn, ride dragons into battle against hordes of evil creepers, or even build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, border security, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Government, harbouring, illegal activities, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican president, mexico, Minecraft, national security, North America, political tensions, Server, U.S, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!

MineCraftyUkraine

50, Agreement, controversy, Document, Government, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, mineral resources, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, refuses, sign, Transfer, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, US, W&P, Zelensky, УНН

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!

but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?

join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!

come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness

Egg House Flex

consequences, crime, Damage, Dangerous, Egg, Egging, flex, Fun, House, illegal, juvenile, Mischief, Neighborhood, prank, Property, punishment, Revenge, Risky, teenagers, trend, Vandalism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7835	Enchantments Applied:	281
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Void Gems Collected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

Toxic Brake Pad Dust – Minecraft Server

air quality, Automotive Industry, Brake, Brake pads, Breathing, Copper, dust, environmental impact, exhaust emissions, harmful effects, LUNGS, Minecraft, PAD, particles, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, respiratory health, sensitive cells, Server, study, TOXIC, toxicology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where the brake pad dust is more toxic than exhaust emissions! we got copper-filled brake pads that will make your lungs go oof in the most epic way possible! breathe in those particles and feel the burn, baby! come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of toxic dust while building your blocky empire. who needs clean air when you can have a lungful of adventure on this server? join now and let the madness begin!

ArdynFall SMP

Active, Adventurer, Ardynfall, backups, close-knit, community-driven, Creative Server, Discord, Established, Events, Evolving, INCLUSIVE, Player Run Economy, Plugins, proximity chat, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Staff, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

ArdynFall SMP

🌍 ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits! 🌍

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features. Join us for pure, fair gameplay in a welcoming community.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving server
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

List of Plugins:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now! ⛏️https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is 5 months old.
Are there server resets?	No, there are no planned server resets.
Is the server economy player-run?	Yes, players help develop the diamond-based shopping district.
What kind of events are hosted?	In February, there are events such as nether portal design competition, hide and seek, jousting, and trivia night.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, there is a separate creative server for members to work on projects together.

Lonely Hearts Haven 1.21

alone, coping, emotional, Haven, healing, HEARTBREAK, Hearts, Loneliness, lonely, love, relationships, self compassion, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, single, solitude, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Yo, bros and broettes! Tired of spending Valentine’s Day alone like a sad potato? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you – join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because who needs a significant other when you have a blocky world full of adventures waiting for you? Plus, our server is like a virtual love potion that will make you fall head over heels for mining and crafting. So ditch the chocolates and flowers, and come join us for a Valentine’s Day you’ll never forget (because you’ll be too busy building awesome stuff)!

SisterlySnacks Minecraft Server

appreciation, arguments, chocolate heart, Communication, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, Frustration, gift exchange, gift giving, Gratitude, Holiday Celebrations, holiday tradition, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterlySnacks, valentine’s day gifts, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of sibling rivalry in real-time! Join now and witness epic battles over who gets the last chocolate heart on Valentine’s Day. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim victory over your family members? Join today and let the chaos begin!

MommaCraft: No More Babysitting!

Babysitting, career choices, child care expenses, child rearing, childcare, daycare costs, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Support, Fatherhood, financial responsibilities, generational differences, Grandparents, household responsibilities, MommaCraft, Motherhood, parenting, retirement planning, working fathers, working mothers, working parents

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1429	New Chunks Explored:	490569
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of family dynamics in action.

Imagine this: your husband, a lawyer, and you, an engineer, both with intense careers, but he wants a second child. You’re happy with your daughter, but he’s adamant about expanding the family. So, you end up with two daughters, aged 3 and 1, and your mom quits her nursing job to take care of them full-time. But here’s the kicker – you pay her $3000 a month, because, you know, daycare prices are just too mainstream.

Your husband starts complaining about the cost, even though he makes $140k and you make $110k. He thinks you’re overpaying your mom and demands she go back to babysitting for less money. But you stand your ground and refuse to let your mom go back to being underpaid. It’s a battle of wills, a clash of egos, all in the name of childcare drama!

Join our server for the ultimate showdown of family feuds, outrageous demands, and questionable financial decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and witness the chaos unfold!

RichTrashClassy

classism, cultural bias, discrimination, double standards, economic inequality, judgment, Privilege, RichTrashClassy, social hierarchy, social status, societal classism, societal expectations, societal inequality, societal judgment, societal norms, societal perceptions, societal standards, societal values, socioeconomic status, Stereotypes, wealth disparity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Lol, join our Minecraft SMP cuz we got all the rich people doing trashy things and making it look classy AF! Like, we got this one dude who built a mansion out of dirt blocks but somehow it looks boujee as hell. And another player who only wears leather armor but they look like a freakin’ fashion icon. It’s like poor people doing rich people things, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the diamonds are stored and you gotta do a dance-off to get access. It’s wild, man. So come join us and see how the other half lives, but in block form!

CraftyTikTokLand

addiction, app stores, CraftyTikTokLand, Digital Detox, digital wellbeing, Entertainment, FOMO, mental health, mobile apps, Online Community, screen time, smartphone addiction, social media, social media break, social media hiatus, social-networking, tech addiction, Technology, tiktok, Time management, viral videos

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being TikTok-less and feeling like a social media outcast? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never feel FOMO again as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who also survived the great TikTok drought.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your building skills, they will grant you three wishes (Minecraft related, of course).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TikTok when you have llamas and blocky landscapes to explore? Join us now and never look back at your days of social media withdrawal!

CraftyPrisoner420

arrest, CraftyPrisoner420, crime, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, drug charges, drug laws, drug possession, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, international news, law enforcement, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, russia, state media, US citizen

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Shame-Free Crafty Ladies

committed relationships, communication barriers, consensual relationships, Crafty, desire, emotional barriers, Guilt, inappropriate, intimacy issues, ladies, learned beliefs, psychological effects, self esteem, sexual activity, sexual arousal, sexual functioning, sexual guilt, sexual satisfaction, sexual shame, ShameFree, societal norms, women’s sexuality, wrong

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the blocks are made of candy and you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?

plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰

Valnius server! Adequate admin! Come in !!! server minecraft

Adequate admin, minecraft server, NO DONATION, Valnius server, Vanilla, Version 1.14-1.19.4

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2