Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 9348
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Ores Mined: 967 Farms Harvested: 724
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ores Mined: 8039

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Crops Grown: 3823
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7292
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crops Grown: 4838
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 1207

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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