KairosSMP – Lifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Emeralds Found:	7892
Potions Brewed:	195	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	241	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Votes:	9403
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8415	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6274
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3097

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Towns Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Votes:	6356
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	8241	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	942536	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2