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| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:
-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`
Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.
Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9044 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.
Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.
But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.
So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.
So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
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| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 192 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
