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| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!
Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.
So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 228 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!
JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay |
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| Features | Master redstone, roleplay, PvP |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9441 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 128284 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.
Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.
Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
