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| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP (1.16.5)
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?
So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
