Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 229683

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Gods Slained: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Runes Activated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3372 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Chimeras Created: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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