Jump Scare Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	497	Emeralds Found:	9798
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Votes:	1093	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	265
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	5604
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	3823	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	3779	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	832	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	1011
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6366	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	242
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6051
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3