Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Bulma’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server, “Bulma my beloved,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off. Our server is run by a group of wacky NPCs who will guide you through ridiculous quests like hunting down a rare chicken that lays golden eggs or rescuing a group of lost llamas who have formed a boy band.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bulma, a sassy and stylish llama who has a penchant for throwing the most extravagant parties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can impress Bulma with your dance moves, she’ll grant you three wishes – no joke!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Bulma my beloved” today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel, defending against the threats of Iran (and creepers) to keep you safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7577	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCraft: Manhattan Madness

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Do you like Manhattan? Well, imagine if Manhattan was made entirely out of pixelated blocks and filled with creepers and zombies! Our Minecraft server takes the concrete jungle to a whole new level, where you can build your own skyscrapers, battle mobs in Central Park, and even ride minecart subways to get around. Join us for a wild adventure that will make you feel like a blocky billionaire in the Big Apple!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	4951	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Sora’s Nonsense Land – LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can experience the thrill of Dramaturgy 2nd Edition – where every block you break is a dramatic masterpiece waiting to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest song will have you bopping along as you mine and craft your way through our server. And don’t forget to tune in to Holodex Radio for all the latest tunes to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Why not check out our exclusive merch, available for a limited time only. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, join us for the Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Watanuki-san or get a group cover of your favorite song. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoHealNoDeal Minecraft Server: Where fighting means no healing, just pure chaos and epic battles!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things spicy and unpredictable! Forget about healing during a fight, because who needs boring old rules like that anyway?

Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Brothas vs. Spicy Senors: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a creeper to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, maybe stick to farming).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AnxietyCraft: Where you can mine away your worries and build a better tomorrow!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of reality! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hugs and love from all the virtual moms you could ever dream of. No more panic attacks, just endless blocks to mine and build with. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mom to tuck you in at night? Come join us and leave your real-world problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Anime Adventures: ‘Mushoku Tensei’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns with diamond swords, building a castle made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs.

But beware, LukeChads, because on our server, the cows have learned how to use TNT and the sheep are plotting a rebellion against the players.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our server. Just don’t tell LukeChads… they might not be ready for all the craziness that awaits them!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Creepin’ Guilt Trip: Where Minecrafters Regret Blowing Up Their Friends’ Houses

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the guilt of your past misdeeds! Build a virtual world where you can right your wrongs and redeem yourself for that time you accidentally knocked over a kid’s pizza at Chuck E Cheese. Let your creativity run wild as you create a new identity for yourself in a world where accidents never happen (unless you want them to)! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band haunts our server, so you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Join now and start your journey to redemption (and maybe even score some free tokens)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Communists: Where North Korea’s Illegitimate State Meets Chinese & Russian Fuel!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of oppressive regimes like North Korea and its puppet masters, China and Russia! Join us and fight against the brainwashed minions of these autocrats as we build a world where freedom reigns and creativity knows no bounds.

On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!

Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Boss Babes: Indie Edition

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, stuck in the same old routine of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner indie gamer! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become the ultimate indie Minecraft superstar.

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the mischievous indie mobs lurking in the shadows! Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most creative players will survive this epic quest.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Indie Village, where players can showcase their unique builds and creations. From pixel art masterpieces to mind-bending redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless in this quirky and vibrant community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a successful indie Minecraft player. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the indie gaming scene!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BooCraft: Where Creepers Are Scarier Than Horror Games!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server will have you shaking in your diamond boots!

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures like never before. Our server is so intense, it will make you question your own sanity. The last player who logged on was so scared, they had to log off and hug their Minecraft plushies for comfort.

But don’t worry, our server is not all doom and gloom. We also have rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked and entertained like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mines Excavated:	4256	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TransCraft: Where even creepers are supportive!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, we’ve genetically engineered pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all – our diamond ore is actually made of candy, so you can mine and snack at the same time! But wait, there’s more – our creepers have all been trained in stand-up comedy, so instead of exploding, they’ll make you explode with laughter! So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RoommateRageCraft – Confront your roomie about hogging the diamonds!

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Are you tired of your roommate making too much noise while you’re trying to mine diamonds in peace? Well, on our server, you can confront them in-game and watch as they respond with hilarious emotes and dance moves! Will they apologize with a chicken dance or challenge you to a duel with pickaxes? The possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to settle your noisy roommate disputes in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2