Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	250	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	655	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	1085	Towns Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8312
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	8799	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Buildings Constructed:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Emeralds Found:	9387
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	912
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6